Trump

A self-obsessed man

with a year-round tan.

A recognizable face

who holds no value

in the human race.

He made his money in real estate

or was it from

laundering money for another state.

Spouts out rubbish in his tweets

while paying off

porn stars to keep them sweet.

Now he’s the Commander in Chief

of Uncle Sam,

who took five deferments

not to go to Vietnam.

How this apprentice

got the job

is more than enough

to make any nation sob.