Birds

Is it my imagination
or are birds getting bigger.

Sitting in their trees
I swear I hear them snigger.

Early in the morning
they all congregate

at the bottom of my garden
with intentions to aggravate.

I know they are looking at me
with their beady eyes

before launching themselves
and heading for the skies.

The cat lies under the table
too scared to go outside

in case one swoops down
and takes him for a ride.

What are they eating
does anybody know?

some kind of super worm
that turns them psycho!